offcntr: (live 1)
Sometime around last May, I got an email from a potter I knew slightly, up in Portland. He'd looked for me at Ceramic Showcase, wanted to buy some plates, didn't see me. I explained that I haven't done that show since 2019, but would be happy to make some plates for him. We agreed on four patterns, and they went on the list.

Got them done in my June firing, asked if he wanted me to ship them. Oh no, he and wife drove down to California all the time, he could pick them up in Eugene.

Then commenced a series of mishaps and miscues. Phoned about a pickup on our landline when I was away at a show in Roseburg. Email received when I was away in Anacortes. Finally arranged a rendezvous in October, only to have him no-show.

Coming down to mid-December, I finally tracked down his phone number in the Oregon Potters Association directory. I really need to get these plates out of my studio, I said, Can I just ship them to you? So I got his address, sent them off UPS the next morning, called him to get a card number for payment. Case closed.

A week-and-a-half later, I get an email from him, asking if UPS had any indication of when they'd arrive? Only they'd been having a problem with porch bandits in his neighborhood, and he wanted to make sure he got the box.

Oh dear.

Went online to UPS with the tracking number to find they'd been delivered a week previously, complete with photo documentation. Which I copied and sent him. So now what? I shipped them, they were delivered, so even if I had paid extra for insurance--it doesn't come automatically with my discount shipping service--they wouldn't have paid out. I'm pretty sure I told him to look for them in two-three days, but it was on the phone, not email, so I couldn't check. Should I offer to make another set?

Two days ago, I get another email. Found them. One of the girls brought the box in and put it in a closet.

Whew!

Challenging

Sep. 8th, 2025 03:39 pm
offcntr: (window bear)
Last week was... challenging.

It's always stressful when we roll around into this time of year. Two big shows coming up, needing lots of work. Work that, as it happens, I'd already sold a lot of in August. There's also the issue of fitting in my committee responsibilities around the making and glazing of pots. I'm Graphics chair for both of the aforementioned shows, so have to save some energy and creativity--not to mention time--to design posters, postcards, ads and billboards. It's a lot.

But I felt for once I had a handle on things. I even finished the production run a little early, so I had a couple of extra days for the glazing. What could go wrong?

I first noticed something weird about my glaze the day I started glazing. There were some lumps of unmixed glaze, odd because I screened the whole works when I mixed up the new 20,000-gram batch in August. Didn't feel like getting my screen out, so I grabbed one in the kiln room and ran a bucket of glaze through it. And found a residue of speckled yellow sand in the screen.

This should not be there! Our raw materials are industrially processed, ground to powder and air-floated. Also, I'd screened the glazes once already. What the heck?

I briefly considered mixing an entire new batch of glaze, but we were out of one of the crucial materials, Zircopax--an opacifier, without which, my white glaze... isn't. So I started glazing.

When I got to the second bucket of glaze, I ran it through my usual screen with no residue, but it still felt weirdly gritty. Rescreening with the finer-mesh shop screen once again caught sand. I checked the bins of raw materials and didn't find anything amiss.

It wasn't until midweek, when I decided to fill up unused space in my last bisque firing by calcining more ball clay that I found the culprit. The top layer of the ball clay bin was a different color, yellowish, and when I rubbed some between my fingers, there was the grit. I scraped off as much as I could to get to the white clay at the bottom of the bin, and scooped out as clean a batch as I could.

I still couldn't mix up another batch, but realized I could maybe make do with Tin Oxide instead. It's much more expensive, but you only need half as much. I mixed up a 1000-gram test batch, glazed a bowl. Also glazed another in the suspect glaze, for comparison, took them home to fire to cone 9 in my electric kiln. The color would be wrong, but I could at least check whether things fused properly. At this point, I'd already glazed two-thirds of my bisque, and I was really hoping I wouldn't have to wash it off and start over. (Besides, there wouldn't be time--kiln is booked solid for the rest of the month.)

I spent all day Thursday either on the computer or catching up on errands while waiting, for the results. Of course, that would be the time my kiln errored out without reaching temperature. Twice. It's been taking longer on bisque firings lately, and using more power. Looks like it's time to replace the elements, but that's no help for me now.

One bit of good news, though--our order of Zircopax had finally come in, so I mixed up a 10,000-gram batch of glaze using the--hopefully--pure batch of calcined clay. I also dipped two more test bowls and fired them to cone 6 in the little test kiln at Club Mud, one with the new glaze, one the old. Glazed up my dinner plates, and a couple of special order pie plates. Washed off enough glazed pieces to redo the special orders, so at least those were likely to turn out. Went home around midnight and crashed.

Friday morning brought good news. Even three cones under-fired, both tests were smooth and vitreous. The suspect glaze had a lot of fine speckles, probably from iron in the sandy particles, but in reduction-fired stoneware, iron spots a feature, not a bug.

So I glazed all my remaining pots, the re-glazed orders, the soup bowls, toddlers, about half of the stew mugs and a few cat foods. Finished right at 5:30 pm.

What was going on? I suspect we had a donation of raw materials from a closing studio, and someone put fire clay in the ball clay bin, either mislabeled or through carelessness. I'm hoping that 8% of one clay is enough like another that it will all work out.

Fingers crossed.





offcntr: (live 1)
Remember that traveling list I was talking about last week? Got another thing to add to it.

We got to the airport a little after 9:00 am, two hours ahead of our boarding time (I missed a flight once, back in the day, and have been obsessively early ever since). Called up our boarding passes on my phone, got out my driver's license to check our bags, turned to Denise to get hers...

Which wasn't there. Not in her belly pouch, not in her carry-on, not in a pocket--we checked twice. She must have taken out her ID carrier while packing, left it on the table.

The taxi had already left, and while I could check both bags on my ID, there was no way she could get through Security without hers.

So she called our cat sitter, who drove up to the house in jammies, searched all over her end of the table. And couldn't find it. Even texted us a photo in case she'd missed something. No luck.

So she drove out to the airport, picked up Denise--and her carry-on, as we had no assurance she'd be able to find it either. Took her home to search. I'm sitting in the lobby, trying to read my book, being distracted by the clock, creeping panic and the over-loud conversations of the Jehovah's Witnesses taking shifts out in the loading zone. I had just started to text Denise for an update when she called me. Found it on the floor under her chair. Apparently,  the cat had knocked it off the table.

Guess he didn't want her to go.

She got back ten minutes later, we hustled through security, got to the gate as they were boarding Group 5--we were group 8, but they bumped us ahead when they saw Denise's cane. Or possibly the teddy bears. Collapsed into our seats and flew away.
offcntr: (live 1)
Went to Market!

Every now and again, someone will ask about pigs on pottery, so this last firing, I tried a new image. Kinda like it, so decided to feature it as Saturday's theme, especially as the Lane County Fair was in full swing. In fact, I went the whole hog, also featuring piggy banks, and a Pulp Romances piggy card. Hog Heaven!

It was a slowish day on the Park Blocks, though I had a lot of fun conversations. A geologist working on her dissertation, happy to talk about how much geology (and chemistry, and physics) is involved with pottery. A young potter taking a gap year from college, working on making things she can sell through her family's gift shop in Montana. A couple of experienced potters who asked about my process, and showed me pics of their pit and saggar-fired terra sigillata pots.

Mel the woodworker next door is a retired postal worker, so when one of his former colleagues stopped in for a visit, I thought she looked familiar. Turned out she was one of my favorite counter crew from the River Road Post Office. Val, along with Deb, Henry and Mee, helped me ship hundreds of pounds of pots over the years. They're all retired now, I think--last saw Deb at Corvallis Fall Festival in 2021, Mee at the Westside Post Office pre-pandemic. I don't have as close a relationship with the current batch of posties, mostly because I now print out my own labels online, so just drop my boxes in the cart and wave in passing. It's cheaper, but I kinda miss the personal contact.

In any case, I chased Val down, reintroduced myself, and we had a nice chat. Her friend that day was visiting from Anacortes, so I wrote my booth number in a business card to pass along, maybe we'll see her there.

Had several special orders to deliver, but didn't successfully deliver any. I did give Abdul his new tip jar before Market started, but said I'd pick up the money for it after he'd made some sales. He also offered me a free lunch--Afghani shish-kebabs, with flatbread, tomato and curried potatoes, yummy--but forgot to bring by the money later. I'll have to catch him when we get back. Meanwhile, Dawn wasn't happy with the heron mug, too big, so will get one from my next firing, and Cara had forgotten a conflict, so her ladybug bowl will wait as well.

Was looking like a very anemic day, sales-wise, but a couple who'd bought a few things last week decided to keep adding to their collection. She bought a dinner plate and bowl, then he came in and got a painted mug and pie plate. I'd told them about Cara and Jeremy replacing their boring wedding china one piece a week, and it looks like they've been inspired. So of course I had to show them the ladybug bowl; I suspect they'll be wanting that pattern on something too. With their two purchases, I bumped a little past $500, a totally respectable day.

Decided to take a different route home. I normally take 8th out to Washington and then Delta Highway to Beltline home, but I was almost out of gas, and we're driving to Anacortes next week, so I took 7th Street east to the Ferry Street bridge, then up Coburg Road to Costco. I was waiting at the High Street stoplight, had just started moving with the light change to green, the car ahead of me was barely through the intersection when a little white car blew past on High Street, running the red and just missing me. His front end had been torn off and he actually left the bumper behind in passing, right in front of my van. I wound up running over it, watched in my rearview as the cars following me steered around it. He didn't even slow down.

Jump scare

Feb. 26th, 2024 04:47 am
offcntr: (rocket)
Drowsing in bed in the last few minutes before my 5 am alarm, my brain is suddenly convinced that it's actually Tuesday, and I've totally forgotten to fire the kiln I lit off last night. 

Don't do that, brain.
offcntr: (window bear)
So the kiln never did make temperature; stalled at just past cone 9. I finally shut it down at 10:30 pm. Came back Friday night to unload, to discover a kiln full of brick-red matte-surfaced pots. Something was wrong with the glaze.

I don't know if something was mislabeled in the materials room, or if I just screwed up mixing it, back in October, but every pot I made in the mad scramble following Clayfolk is unsaleable. Cookie jars, teapots, pitchers, bowls, mugs. I could cry. I did cry.

About a third of the kiln was still usable, work held over from the last fire, or glazed from the previous batch of glaze, before I mixed in the new stock. Some of the pieces glazed with a mix of the two seem to benefit from refiring in the electric kiln, so I'm trying to do more of that.

Meanwhile, I've washed off all the leftover pots, left them in a warm kiln room to dry. I'm making more dinner and dessert plates, stew mugs, tall mugs, painted mugs. I'd love to have cookie jars and teapots, but there's no way to get them dry enough to bisque in a couple of days. Because I'm trying to push out another firing, a four-shelf stack instead of the usual six, next week, in time for the last two weekends of Holiday Market. I made up new glaze during the firing, and have tested it in the electric kiln. It seems to be shiny, as it ought to be.

Wish me luck.

offcntr: (rocket)
Got a call from the credit union this afternoon, asking to confirm the amount on a check someone had brought in to cash. Didn't recognize the name--Steven Count? Counts?--asked which account, because Denise and I are joint on each other's checking, plus we have a Money Market account.

He read me the last four digits of the account--my primary--so I asked for the check number. Turned out it was one I'd written that morning for just over $2000, to pay my credit card bill. (I'd bought a ton of clay, and also ordered some online printing for Clay Fest and Clayfolk.) Kept him on speaker while I walked out to my mailbox. Flag was still up, but sure enough, the envelope was missing.

He said it looked like the payee line had been altered, and that the guy had scrammed as soon as he said he needed to call me to confirm the amount--made some excuse about his girlfriend out in the parking lot needing him. So they didn't have him in hand, but I think they've got a camera on their entry, and he's going to refer this to their fraud department. Asked if I wanted them to hold the check for me, but I said to just send me a scan and pass it on to enforcement. At least, since they have the check in hand, I don't have to stop payment. But I'm gonna have to start taking bills down River Road to a secure mailbox. And maybe see about online payment, though at least one of my bills tacks on a surcharge for that.

But in the meantime, I'm kinda shook, and very grateful to the Oregon Community Credit Union employee who smelt something fishy, and followed through.

Yikes!

Feb. 15th, 2023 01:25 pm
offcntr: (berto)
Got an email this morning that read, in part:

...By the way. I am so appreciative of how well you pack your shipments.  The box that arrived yesterday was “trashed” .  The UPS driver took a photo to document the condition.  We were both shocked.  I also took a photo it is attached.  The casserole arrived unscathed from its adventure :))

Thanks,

Linda

All I can say is, Thank God for bubble wrap. The large-cell kind.
offcntr: (Default)
Remember the guy who bought six dinner plates and six soup bowls? He also came back Christmas Eve to pick out six dessert plates.

Two days after Christmas, I got an email from his wife, asking if she can return them.

*sigh*

Don't get her wrong, she says, she likes the shapes, she likes the drawing. But she's got a specific color scheme in mind for her kitchen, and the "yellowish" color just doesn't match. Can I do them in a white background instead?

Cue hysterical weeping.

Those of you who've been reading this journal for a while have learned that I do sometimes get white pots. By accident, from oxidizing spots in the kiln. Which move around from firing to firing, so I can't really predict which pots will be affected, so I can't take orders for that color scheme.

Some years ago, when I was on Productivity Alchemy, Kevin asked how I dealt with failure. "Cry. Swear. Stomp around... for about a day." And that's what happened here, after which I went out into the shed to inventory pots and separate and count the oxidized dinner plates, desserts, and soup bowls. Turned out I had enough of them to do the full eighteen-piece set with no repeat patterns. I emailed, offering to swap out her gift for colors more to her liking, and she said yes.

They're due her in five minutes. Fingers crossed.


Alarmed

Jul. 12th, 2021 03:09 pm
offcntr: (maggie)
We'd just finished lunch. I was reading Twitter on my tablet; Denise was watching cat videos. I'd been vaguely aware of crackling sounds coming from the other room, so got up to check what the kitty was chewing on now--Tiki likes to gnaw on plastic bags.

But Tiki was lying quietly in the hallway. Flynn was asleep on the bed. And the sound seemed to be coming from the bathroom.

Outside the window, in fact. This is what I saw--but with flames.

I grabbed a jug of water from the kitchen and ran outside. Once I got there, I discovered that I was gonna need a lot more water. Struggled with getting the garden hose disconnected from the soaker, finally realized I was turning the wrong way, just as Denise arrived with the fire extinguisher from the studio. Shouted at her to turn on the water, and went and hosed everything down thoroughly. The fire had worked its way back into the corner, was beginning to lick at the shingles, and also the other direction, past the bathroom window. I hosed everything down twice, including the base of the building. Soaked it thoroughly.

At which point the smoke alarm inside the house went off.

What started it? As best as I can tell, the fire began on the left side, about three-quarters up the picture, and spread right, up and down, toward the house. What was sitting there?

This solar-powered lamp. I'm guessing sunlight through the glass chimney focused just right on the grass, and the wind took it from there.

Funny thing--I just mowed the backyard yesterday, before setting up Denise's papermaking station. I'm not sure if that helped or hindered. On the one hand, less fuel for the fire, and shorter, so less likely to jump to the house. On the other, I'm not sure if enough sunlight would have hit the lamp, with the weeds surrounding it.

But I'm really glad we were home at the time, and the bathroom window was open, and I--eventually--payed attention to what I was hearing.

This is not the kind of fire I'm used to dealing with.

offcntr: (bunbear)
Coulda been snakes.

So I was driving in to Club Mud Saturday morning, a little later than I usually do, because I didn't need to finish set up early to go to Farmer's Market. Coming down the Coburg Road off-ramp from 105, going through the intersection at the bottom of the incline when a car coming from my right ran a red light and damn near t-boned me. He stopped about three feet short of my side panel; I, with a full load of pottery, couldn't even slow down.

Nor did my heart slow down the rest of the way to the co-op.

Shakily told my story when I arrived, got several much-needed hugs, set up for the show.

It was a lot slower than last time. Combination of reasons, probably. Fewer students around in July than May; less pent-up demand, no Mother's Day purchases. Maybe our mailing-list regulars had all stocked up last time. In any event, it was a slow day.

Probably also didn't help that Saturday Market was having a full-on Oregon Country Fair experience, with virtual fair broadcasts from the main stage and the live OCF Marching Band. They also had their second Twilight Market planned, which was in part why I wasn't there--I just wasn't ready to stay 'til 10:30 packing up again. I also have to admit, the Country Fair is not my scene. I've been twice, in the years since I moved to Eugene, and it always feels like someone else's family reunion (with more casual nudity).

So I only made around four hundred dollars, compared to a thousand last May, or the six or seven hundred I might have made at Market (less 10%), but honestly? I needed a quiet day more than I needed the money, so I'm okay with it.

Too late!

Jun. 27th, 2021 06:19 pm
offcntr: (vendor)
I just got off the phone with the Edmonds Arts Festival. I'd been on their waiting list, and they were happy to be able to offer me a booth for their end-of-August show.

I declined. In the time since their jury process, I'd been accepted by the Silverton Arts Festival, the weekend before, and had been invited--no jury necessary!--to the Anacortes Arts Festival, who decided to forego the entire process and just contact everyone who'd been accepted to the 2020 show before it was canceled.

So I already had two August shows, plus Corvallis Fall Festival in September. That's more than enough to keep me busy, and I'm still slightly traumatized by my van breaking down during load-out my last time there.


offcntr: (maggie)
Monday started fairly normally, breakfast, map out my list of things to do. Rode my trike down to Santa Clara Square, planning to stop in at the credit union, deposit some checks and sort out a problem with my e-statements. Turns out they were closed for special cleaning, but I still was able to make my deposit, ride home again in the fairly chilly weather.

After lunch is when it got weird. Fever, chills, headache. Being hyper-aware of symptoms, like everybody else these days, I knew it wasn't likely COVID, but they didn't fit a cold or flu either. (And I'd had my flu shot.) So I took some acetaminophen, took my temperature (99.7° F), and crawled into bed.

Continued to take the temperature hourly--in a way, it was like firing a kiln. Timer goes off, you check the pyrometer. In this case, it kept going up, eventually topping out at 101.7°. 

If it seems I was a little obsessive, know this: three years ago, on a Sunday before I was to fly back to Wisconsin to work on clearing Denise's mother's house, she got sick. Thought it was just allergies, at first, stuffy head, tired. Couldn't find our thermometer, but BiMart wasn't closed yet, so I ran down to get one. Got home and found out she was running a 103° fever. She was also confused, maybe hallucinating? Drove down to Urgent Care, who immediately sent us across the street to Emergency. Where she was diagnosed with pneumonia, and admitted to the hospital. And I blew off any plans to fly back to Milwaukee.

So you see, a fever that wasn't flu, cold, or COVID still scared the crap out of me.

The fever finally broke between 8 and 9 pm, down to 99.5° at 8:45. Slept fitfully until 2 am--I'd been napping all day--got up and read for a bit, went back to bed. When I got up in the morning, my temperature was normal, but my right calf hurt. Tight, hot, red, like a sunburn. Read a little online, saw it was likely to be cellulitis (soft tissue infection), and the knock-on effects looked awfully scary. So as soon as they were open, I called my primary care doctor's office. 

Had to wait half an hour for the triage nurse to call me back. She agreed cellulitis seemed likely--and in fact was the cause of the fever--but they couldn't rule out blood clots either.

Which is how I spent all of Tuesday morning in Emergency at the downtown PeaceHealth. Talked to the physician's assistant, who agreed with triage nurse, but wanted bloodwork and sonogram to make sure. Waited three quarters of an hour. Phlebotomist came in, took blood and a COVID swab for good measure. Waited some more. Realized I had my Kindle with me, so read for a bit. Sonographer came in and took me on a tour of my venous system--kinda fascinating, but my "sonic screwdriver" joke went right over his head.

Wait some more. Eventually, Paul the PA came back with the expected diagnosis, and a prescription for doxycycline. Waited again for the nurse to come back with my first dose and release papers. Put my pants and socks back on, went to find a security guard to get my my pocket knife back.

And finally, at 12:45 pm, I got to go home and have breakfast.

tl;dr: I'm not dead yet.

Red alert!

Nov. 16th, 2019 07:17 am
offcntr: (Default)
We just received word that the Clayfolk venue has changed. Due to some sort of scheduling snafu, we are not booked into the Medford Armory, as planned. The Board has scrambled, and found us a new location, the former Toys R Us building at 1300 Biddle Road, Medford, so the show will go on, but all the publicity has already gone out with the wrong location. I'm up at 6:00 this morning creating an updated email card; hopefully, the Publicity chair is onto the radio and TV people to change our spots, and will let me know if any of the daily paper print ads can be corrected.

This is not what I needed to hear, a week before the show.

offcntr: (vendor)
Showcase 2019:

Wednesday. Denise works with a client Wednesdays, so we hit the road a little after noon, arrive in Portland around 3:30. Showcase shares the hall with the Gathering of the Guilds, so our load-in is through a narrow ramp, two cars wide, at the south end of the hall, theirs through the much larger Commissioner's Lot on the north end, which they'll share with us after 4:00 pm. We decide to drop our bags at the motel first.

It's a good idea in theory, but our motel is about 5 miles out, towards the airport, as the rates were half what they're charging downtown. So we spend about 45 minutes in stop-and-go rush hour traffic on I-84 and 205 before arriving, stressed and exhausted, at the EconoLodge. The exterior doesn't look promising--they're remodeling, and the siding's torn off, air conditioners uncovered, light fixtures and fire alarm dangling by their wires. A big stretch of the concrete second floor balcony isn't--they've torn it up and haven't repoured yet, so we walk to our room over disturbingly bouncy oriented-strand board. But the elevator works, and the room is lovely, 70's kitschy furnishings--oval-backed chairs and fake-granite coffee table and night stands, and an amazing huge marquetry headboard on the kingsize bed.

We come back on surface roads to the Convention Center, taking notes of interesting restaurants, get there around five. Commissioner's Lot is empty, and the traffic crew waves us in, pulls out two huge carts for us to unload the van. We get everything in, set up the shelves and lights, do a little touch-up painting, then call it a night around 7:00.

Supper is enormous salad rolls and pho at Pho Corner on Sandy Boulevard, about halfway back to the motel. And so to bed.

Thursday
. Come in bright and early and start unpacking pots. I discover in my enthusiasm to fit as much as possible into the van, I've packed too tightly: Broke a pasta bowl and the plate that was supposed to be a spacer inside it, and later notice there's also a crack in a large batter bowl, from something smaller being forced inside. Sigh. These things happen. People frequently ask if I worry about kids breaking stuff in my booth. This rarely happens; I break far more of it myself.

Finish setting up and stowing the restock boxes around 12:30 and break for lunch. This gives me around three hours to kill until the Sales mandatory meeting at 4:00. They've gone to a new point-of-sale machine, using the Square system, and want to make sure everyone's trained. Most of us use Square on a tablet or phone, so the interface is familiar, though there are a few new details. We'll be recording cash and check transactions in the system as well, and if all goes smoothly, we'll test another feature on Sunday, flagging sales by potter as we enter them. If this works, peeling tags may become a thing of the past.

I can already tell this is going to speed things up--we're adding up our total sale on the register, rather than running tape on an adding machine first, and they process chip cards amazingly fast. No more waiting, twiddling thumbs, and humming the Final Jeopardy theme...

Denise is in the mood for Italian, so Google directs us to a nice little place called Pastini, on a stretch of Broadway we've explored before. She has ravioli with shrimp, I get the chicken Marsala fettuccine.

Friday
. We're in early so I can vote on Gallery awards. Brenda is putting finishing touches on her booth, with a big bucket of mulberry blossoms, when a hummingbird appears! It buzzes the blossoms, flies off to Charlie's booth when she turns to see what I'm excited about. It goes on to visit the flowers in booths all over the show--including plastic ones, sadly. We're all a little worried about the little thing. How will they get it out again? Jenn, whose booth is directly behind ours, is married to a Convention Center staffer, and he tells us they have a plan: after the show closes at 7:00, they'll turn off all the internal lights, open the doors to the Commissioner's Lot, and hopefully, it'll fly toward the light.

It's still around at 6:45. I see it lighting on a dogwood branch outside the Info Booth for a minute, then it zooms through Lobsang's booth and is gone again. A few minutes later, they make an announcement: Tea has caught the hummingbird! He's taken it outside and released it. Everybody cheers. Tea's booth is behind Lobsang's, so when it came over the wall, he reached up and caught it on the fly. Potter's hands, man. They're amazing.

Today is Denise's birthday, so we splurge, stop at Clyde's, an old-school steakhouse, complete with the faux-crenellations on the facade, medieval-ish decor, red pleather banquettes and horseshoe booths. We both get prime rib and a salad, pay extra for the sautéed mushrooms, and stuff ourselves.

Saturday
. Denise texts the cat-sitter to ask how the kitties are doing. Wait, you're out of town? is the reply.

Oh shit.
We'd told her about the show end of March when we'd last gone out of town, and she said we were on her calendar. Neither she nor Denise confirmed before we left, and she was at Saturday Market and couldn't get to the house until evening. They'd been alone since Wednesday afternoon.

I knew they'd be okay for water; both the bathtub and bathroom sink have slow drips, and they drink there more often than from their water dishes. The food bowls would be long-empty, though, and the litter boxes didn't bear thinking of.

Fortunately, our neighbor Bob, a retired log truck driver, had given me his phone number for emergencies some time ago. I called him up, told him where to find the emergency key, and he let himself in and put out fresh food and water. He's a dog person, so rather than trying to explain how to clean litter boxes by phone, I told him to just put a bunch of fresh litter down over the top. Didn't see the kitties, but later that evening, we got a text from Carol with a picture of both of them on the table. I fully expect to be fawned over Sunday night. Or murdered in our beds. One of those.

Supper is comfort food, Namaste Indian Cuisine on Weidler. We soothe our jangled nerves with buffet biryani, pakoras, korma, curry and chicken tikka masala.

Sunday
. I always seem to get the early-morning Demo shift, perhaps because they know I never go to the after-party Saturday night. At least three people have told me they plan to come back for the demo, and in fact all do, some of them staking out front row seats. In fact, the whole place is full, all the seats taken and people standing at the sides. I walk them through my glazing set-up, decorate a few bowls, then make some paintbrushes, glaze more bowls, repeat.

My favorite part of these things is audience participation. I'll hold up a bowl, pick someone and say "What's your favorite animal?" Then proceed to draw it. I did a monkey, white rat, tiger, bunny.

There's a middle-aged Japanese couple, might have been tourists, might have been with the visiting Hokkaido potters, but she was watching from my right side, taking pictures, he on the left, so I asked her for an animal. She didn't have the English name; after some cross-stage discussion, neither did he. She was able to say "big tail." While the audience made unhelpful suggestions (Elephant? Really?), she typed it into her phone, and showed me "Squirrel." So I painted my new baby squirrel pattern, which she delightedly photographed.

Treated ourselves to hot lunch at the Convention Center Grill--burger, grilled chicken sandwich, fries. I forget once again to check my sales numbers while Chris is out in the hallway with the laptop, so I only know we've been re-stocking steadily all weekend and I took three empty boxes out to the van this morning. We've run out of frog banks and octopus stew mugs, tall mugs, well, almost everything tentacled. All the pie plates are out, as is an extra small baker filling a blank spot, and we're down to one each rooster, hen and cat painted mugs. It's been a good weekend.

The show closes at 4:00, and the show furnishings truck has priority at the loading ramp, so we pack up pots and I wheel out cartloads to the parking lot while Denise continues to take down shelves. Hand truck wheels scream like the damned on the first load, but I happen to have silicone spray in the van, so subsequent trips are much quieter. Last load goes out at 7:00, and we're on the road shortly afterward.
 
Supper is sandwiches in the van. We're home a little after 9:00. Cats have yet to let us out of their sight.

Kilnbound

Feb. 25th, 2019 07:04 am
offcntr: (berto)
Finished loading the big glaze kiln yesterday afternoon around 3 pm, grateful to be indoors, as it was bucketing down rain outside, some of it running in to flood the south edge of the kiln room floor. (Fortunately, all the kiln shelves are up off the floor on cafeteria trays, so stay dry.)

By 8:30 pm, when I came back to light the burners, the rain was mixed with sleet, nasty, cold and wet. Wasn't too worried, though; the weather online said it'd turn to rain, tapering off around 7 am.

Woke up a little after 3 am to use the bathroom, and this was my view out the kitchen window.

That's a good four inches of snow down, more coming, fat, wet flakes.

We'd planned on me taking the van down to fire, as Denise needed the car for a meeting later today. Immediate change of plans. The car has four-wheel drive and anti-lock brakes; the van, not so much. I tossed and turned for about half an hour, decided I wasn't getting back to sleep, so rolled out again at around 4 am. Swept off the car, loaded up, and headed out. Slowly.

Surprisingly, River Road was actually plowed, up to the city limits (about two blocks south of our driveway). Didn't know Eugene even had snowplows, but saw the trucks coming up the northbound side as I turned onto Beltline. Beltline wasn't bad, though I kept it under 40; Delta Highway was much worse, so I came off at Sixth Street rather than continuing on to Coburg Road. Probably a good idea, though between snow and construction, the off-ramp was a definite challenge. One lane was cleared on Sixth, possibly by the EmX bus; Franklin was rather better, though Villard and 15th were ruts in snow, and I made the first tracks across the Maude Kerns parking lot.

It was 4:45 when I finally got here, to nice orange heat in the kiln. Had body reduction around 6:15, and the firing seems to be tootling along nicely. Also? As of 7:30, I measured six inches of snow on top of the kiln yard fence, and it's still snowing. Good thing I brought extra fruit and granola bars. I'm not going anywhere.

ETA: Aaand then it slowed down. Cones 04 and 1 dropped in good order, but it took forever to get to cone 4, even longer to 8. But the top and bottom stayed even, so I was reluctant to mess with it. Finally got cone 10 at 7:45 pm. Went home, had supper, and went straight to bed.

Rationing

Feb. 6th, 2019 02:04 pm
offcntr: (rainyday)
Last Monday I started another production cycle, with only five boxes of clay. At 50 lbs. per box, that's only 250 lbs. On a good week, I can go through that in about three days; even taking it easy, I'd be out before Saturday. So I called my supplier, Clay Art Center, and told them it was time for another ton of clay. "No problem," they said, "It'll be two weeks."

Two weeks?

Yes, all their freight orders were backed up, due to schools restocking for the new semester. They'd also had a clay mixer break down, and only just got it fixed.

Which left me in a fix. I'm scheduled to load a kiln at the end of the month. I need a week for glazing and decorating, which leaves just about two weeks to actually make the pots. With no clay.

Well, not much. The first thing I did was take a long look at my throwing list, prioritizing, what's essential (more special orders), what would be nice (extra soups, stews, plates), what can wait until April (teapots and oval platters, mostly). March is outside of the production cycle, being devoted to taxes and organizing the van for the start of Saturday Market.

Next, I checked on the drying bat of recycled clay I'd loaded up just after Thanksgiving, and discovered it wasn't. Drying, that is. It was still the consistency of, oh, Greek yogurt, only a slight improvement on the applesauce-like slop I'd started with. I cut it up into blocks, set them up on drywall boards next to the space heater, then started with the actual throwing list.

As of Wednesday, I was down to two boxes of clay, and the blocks were still softer than tofu. Think I'd better cut 'em into smaller chunks and turn up the heat.
offcntr: (Default)

It seems everybody has a story like this. Robin and Richard once broke down at a show in Arizona. Bill's van stopped on the Golden Gate Bridge. It's a special feeling of helplessness, breaking down at an out-of-town show.

I'm on my third time now, in two different vehicles:

1. My first van, an over-worked Dodge Caravan, died during set-up at the Bend Summer Festival. One of our neighbors worked on his motorcycle, and was able to fiddle with the carburetor enough for me to drive it, choking and wheezing, off the street and into vendor parking, but it didn't run again that weekend. I had it towed to a garage to rebuild the carburetor, rented a U-Haul to get my pots and booth home. Later that week, I took the Greyhound back to Central Oregon to pay the shop and drive back down the mountain.

2. My second--current--van is a Chevy Astro cargo van, much better suited for a load of pottery than the Caravan, but it's not infallible. Driving back alone from a show in Coupeville--Denise had stayed home with a sick kitty--it broke down in 100° heat alongside I-5 just south of Albany. As with Bend, it had not been a good show--third year in a row of declining sales. The breakdown clinched it: we weren't going back there again. My roadside insurance only paid towing to the nearest town; I paid the extra to take it all the way back to my shop in Eugene, where they diagnosed a broken fuel pump, fixed by the next day.

3. The third time was just a week ago. We were in Washington again, at Edmonds. Because the show site is so constricted, they only let a few vehicles on the grounds at a time, coordinating volunteers with clipboards by walkie-talkie. They take some of the pressure off at load-in by dividing us up into time-blocks; north-facing booths like ours set up from noon to 2 pm. At take-down, though, everyone wants out at once. They confirm that your booth is packed before they give you at dash-board permit and let you get in queue.

The queue runs forever. Two blocks up the hill to Alder on Eighth street, then down Alder for as many as four more. So you wait. Trusting your parking brakes. Start up, move forward a couple of car-lengths, shut down again. And repeat.

On the fourth or fifth repeat, my van wouldn't start. No click, no grind. Also no lights, flashers, dome light.

Mike the painter from across the aisle was right behind me, so pulled up and tried to give me a jump. (As a midwestern boy, I always have jumper cables.) No luck. People were pulling around me to continue their packing up--I wasn't exactly at the curb, but was not quite out in the traffic lane either. I spent an ungodly amount of time on hold with Emergency Road Services, waiting for an actual person (cell service was too poor to connect online), and was told I'd have a 90-minute wait for a tow truck, who would take me down to the fair so I could load up. And then I'd have to start the process over again to get another tow to a garage. If I'd have only made it two more car lengths, to the top of the hill, I could have coasted in neutral down to the park and loaded up. (And no, I wasn't gonna ask for volunteers to push me. It's a steep hill, and anyways, they'd already gone ahead by then.)

I phoned Denise to come up the hill to watch the van while I went down to fold up our tent and start hauling boxes of pottery out to the curb against the eventual appearance of the tow truck, thinking if we could load up fast enough, they might be persuaded to wait for us. On about the sixth load, my friend Shelly, from Club Mud, drove up to start packing her car, and asked how I was doing.

I kinda lost it, told her the whole story. Upon receiving my tearful earful, she immediately drove over to my space, started loading shelves and hardware to ferry up to Denise, then came back to get pottery. Kim and Eddie, the paper-quilling artists in the booth behind me also pitched in, though couldn't haul as much, as they'd already loaded their work. Between the bunch of us, we managed to get everything out of the park and up to the van, where I was just finishing loading it in when the tow truck finally arrived.

And refused to tow us.

They'd send out a light duty hook truck, expecting an empty van. Fully loaded, we'd need a flatbed.

I got on hold again. Walked back down the hill to use the porta-pots--in pitch darkness--came back to find Denise talking to a concerned neighbor and a friendly Edmonds policeman. Finally got a service operator, who put me in a three-way conversation with a tow driver, trying to estimate how much a van full of pottery would weigh. I was thumbing through the owner's manual in the dark cab, trying to find the empty weight, and decided to get out of the van to stand under the street light...

...And the dome light came on.

I slammed the key in the ignition, twisted, and started right up. Thanked the operator, apologized to the driver, and headed for the motel, where we arrived just before midnight. And so to bed.

The next morning, we packed up, loaded clothes and bears, checked out of the hotel. And couldn't start again.

I'd noticed a battery store three-quarters of a mile down the street, so called to ask if they could deliver and install a new battery for us. Normally, they could, but a couple of people had called in sick (I'm thinking hangovers) so they were short-staffed.

Which is how I wound up getting my morning exercise rolling a hand-truck down Broadway in Everett, getting a replacement battery, which I had to install with a pair of pliers and a crescent wrench. Barked my knuckles something fierce.

And still couldn't get it to start.

It turns out it's lots easier to get a tow on a Monday morning during business hours than it is late Sunday night. We rented our hotel room back for the day, and I rode with the tow driver to the nearest garage. They promised a check of the electrical system, said they'd do their best to get us back on the road again, and drove me back to the hotel.

Slow-forward five hours.

The garage calls. They've found the problem: the screws holding cables to battery are stripped, so not making proper contact. With an hour's labor and two small parts, we're ready to go as soon as the Uber can bring me back to pick it up. (They're short-handed too.)

I get back to the hotel at quarter to six, noticing in passing that the shifter seems oddly stiff, and that the under-dash panel hasn't been properly reattached, but I'm so relieved to be moving that I don't think any more about it. We reload our stuff, check out again, and walk across the street for supper at the Chinese place while the horrible Seattle rush-hour traffic clears. We finally leave for home at 7 pm, catch clear traffic all the way down the interstate, and come in the doors here at just about 1 am.

But I'm not done yet. While driving, we discover that not only is the shifter stiff, it won't go into low gear (1 and 2) at all. And when it gets dark enough to use the headlights, the instrument panel light doesn't come on until about ten minutes after we start up.

So it's back to my shop in Eugene on Tuesday, where they eventually find, Thursday afternoon (short-handedness seems to be a theme here) that, in addition to not putting the dash panel together again, the shop in Everett didn't seat the battery properly back in its tray after replacing the terminals, just left it askew and tightened the clamp. This left a corner of the battery pushing against the shift column which... you get the idea. My shop only charged another hour, though it probably took them longer to retrace the previous crew's missteps. I took down a half-dozen coffee mugs as a thank-you present, then drove home to reload the van again for our show in Roseburg.

offcntr: (rainyday)
It was the worst of days.

We rolled out of bed for the first Saturday Market of 2018 at about 5:30 am. Actually clear and not raining at the time, though the hour-by-hour forecast said it'd probably start around 9 am. Still, a promise is a promise, and I did bake the cake.

By the time we finished breakfast, filled the tea thermoses, loaded the bears up into the van, it was close to 7, and it had started showering. Intermittent showers and clearing all the way down Delta highway (it always rains on the Beltline bridge, and usually by the ponds) but not terribly wet when we hit downtown. We got the booth set up in a dry moment, had intermittent showers while unpacking, requiring us to pull a box or two at a time out of the van, but since nobody else was waiting for a space at the curb, we took our time and got everything in mostly dry. Except for us. I sent Denise home with the van to get dry raincoats for the both of us.

Then, around the time they rang the bell to start giving away unclaimed booths, the sun came out! Still breezy to gusty, but nice! Warm! We wound up taking down the side walls of the booth, admittedly in part to keep them from flapping at the pottery. But it was lovely. People came out. We bought a bucket of reusable forks from the stash Market maintains for Food Court and cut the cake.

Gave away a lot of cake, to other vendors, neighbors, customers. Also did pretty good business, mostly in the $25 range. By lunchtime, we were well over $300. It was looking to be a pretty good opening day.

Sometime around 1:30, the rain came back. Flat calm, falling straight down, but we had to put the walls back up again. Then the wind picked up, steady, with intermittent gusts. I was talking with a customer about butter dishes, and she'd just decided to buy one when BAM! a huge wind gust blew in, and just like that, she was surrounded by falling pottery. Most of it came from the sidewall of the tent snapping against the top shelf of the side unit, though three soup bowls blew over from direct wind shear on the other side of the booth.

In about three seconds, we lost all the cookie jars, pitchers and creamers, one of the teapots. A dinner plate and a platter got clipped by falling debris and broken as well. Amazingly, the other teapot, the gravy boats, honey jar and two out of three incense dragons remained on the shelf, though the teapot was canted over the edge. My shell-shocked customer reached over and righted it for me. Then went on to buy the stick butter dish, bless her.

I cleaned up in the rain, gathering up broken pots into soaked paper bags. Zora, from the Market, came over with a broom and dustpan and multiple trash bags--I think we had to triple-bag, because the bits kept poking out. One of our neighbors collected the broken soup bowls bits from the neighboring booth, which I appreciated, but kept saying You should make mosaics!, which I didn't. Like I want a reminder of this experience.

Market staff said we could close up if we wanted to, but it was still pouring down and packing pottery in rain is a terrible experience, so we said we'd stick it out and see if the weather shifted. It did actually dry up around 4 pm, but was showering again at 5 so we still had a wet load-out. 

And to add insult to injury, my hat had blown off in the mud, so I was wearing a scarf like a babushka while collecting shrapnel and soaking my second raincoat. Denise had a hoodie sweatshirt under her hooded raincoat, so loaned me her knitted woolly cap for the rest of the day. 

We sold $346 in pots for the day. We broke slightly more than twice that.

The weird thing is? I'm kind of okay. Oh sure, I'd rather it hadn't happened, but it's not the worst thing. We came into April this year well-stocked, even a little over-stocked, and we were already planning to load and fire a kiln on Sunday. And while these were nice things, none of them were irreplaceable. It sounds terrible when you talk about the retail value; it's a lot more manageable when you break it down into clay, glaze, gas and time. The biggest investment was time, and I have lots of that.

Denise had a nicely philosophical take: If this had happened 25 years ago, when we were just getting started, it would have broken us. Even 15 years ago, it would have been hard. Today? It's just another reason to go back into the studio.

Or, to quote my Israeli potter friend Debby, after we'd found out the airlines had broken the pots we were bringing back from a summer workshop at Tuscarora Pottery School:

They're just things. You'll make more.


offcntr: (window bear)
It's taken me a few days to settle down enough that I can post this. For two or three days, my heart would start to race just remembering...

Sunday dawns sunny and calm, so we head to the fair a little early, maybe stop at the Calico Cupboard for a scone. We get the perfect parking spot for load-out, just around the corner from our booth, get out of the van, and holy crap.

The booth is missing.

After yesterday afternoon, we're convinced that everything is shattered. What we see when we get closer is even weirder.

Shelves are empty. Pots are all neatly stacked, covered by the booth walls, held down by our sandbags. The booth frame is folded up and stashed at the curb in the empty space next to us. The freestanding shelf unit on the left is on its back on the ground, but everything else looks… intact.

It's at this point in the what the?-ery that one of our neighbors comes up to tell us the story. About an hour-and-a-half after we'd left for the night, a squall blew through. Wind gusts up to 30 mph, and remember, no sheltering booths or buildings around us. Fortunately, a couple of neighboring vendors were in the wine garden, listening to the band, and saw our booth swaying. They got the fair organizers involved, who got some volunteers as well, and repeated my afternoon process exactly: took down the walls, took down the grid panel, hung on to the booth frame for dear life. Even with 90 lbs. of sandbags on the frame, it was still thrashing back and forth, so they decided to lift it up, walk it into the next space and take it down entirely. Then they took all the pots off the shelves, laid the free-standing shelf on the ground, and covered things up as best they could. Two plates blew off of the grid panel during the affair, and one square baker either was hit or blown over, so only three pieces actually broke.

Fortunately, we'd come in early, so had pots back on the shelves by quarter to ten. We dithered a little about putting the canopy back up--"fooled me twice" and all--but finally decided we needed it for the grid panel, not to mention the sign. We couldn't bring ourselves to put the roof canopy back, though, so we jury-rigged a minimal sunshade from the smallest wall panel. And flinched with every wind gust.

Sales about 80% of yesterday, which seems normal for a Sunday, so all in all a good fair, except that my adrenal glands are all tapped out.

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