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offcntrI hate vendor badges. No, I exaggerate. I hate vendor badges on lanyards.
They flop and blow in the wind. They flip over so nobody can see your name or vendor status, and nobody ever thinks to make them read from both sides. On hot weekends, like this one, the sweaty, clammy ribbon rubs and chafes on the back of my neck. Hate them.
So it is with great pride that I debut my new invention: the lanyard-free vendor badge.
Yeah, I just took it off the ribbon and clipped it to the neck of my t-shirt. Hey, that's inventive, right?
They flop and blow in the wind. They flip over so nobody can see your name or vendor status, and nobody ever thinks to make them read from both sides. On hot weekends, like this one, the sweaty, clammy ribbon rubs and chafes on the back of my neck. Hate them.
So it is with great pride that I debut my new invention: the lanyard-free vendor badge.
Yeah, I just took it off the ribbon and clipped it to the neck of my t-shirt. Hey, that's inventive, right?