Words

Feb. 14th, 2022 08:21 am
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I'm a sucker for logic puzzles. I download the Daily Sudoku, tackle the Cryptoquote. I do the weekly Jonesin' crossword puzzle in the local free paper, though I don't bother with the NY Times. Too many pop-culture references I have no clue about.

So I guess it's no surprise that I eventually followed the buzz and looked into Wordle.

For the three of you who haven't tried it yet, it's a word guessing game. You get six tries to identify a five-letter word. It tells you what letters you've guessed correctly, and whether they're in the right places. I hit lucky my first play, answered on the second guess. So now I'm hooked.

So far, I've played eleven or twelve times, and solved it every time. Usually on the fourth guess, sometimes fifth. Only once did I go out to the sixth line. ("Robin" is surprisingly non-evident from "_o_in.") But I have an unfair advantage.

When I was in grade school, I was fascinated by codes and ciphers. Wrote a lot of alphabets, even came up with a really solid transposition cipher involving a random number sequence on a disc, so the key kept changing. And I memorized the first part of the table of English letter frequencies.

You see, in a large enough sample of text, letters occur in a predictable order. E T O A N I S H R D L U... and so forth. So if your cipher text conforms to the sequence, it's probably just transposed. If not, there's substitution going on, and you can sometimes figure out which letter is which by how often it's used. Fascinating to fifth-grade me.

But that means, now, that if I start with a word from the most frequent letters--ATONE, for example, I can usually get a couple of letters right off the bat. Pick another word that includes them and the rest of the common letters, narrow it down more. Make sure to go through all the vowels, and put known letters in different spots until you found the right ones. Eventually, you get enough clues to pick out the word, hopefully before you run out of guesses.

Sometimes, it's a near thing. This morning, I had "_ _ni_," with A E O U eliminated. I really needed another vowel... oh. "Cynic," on my fifth try.

Damn thing is addictive. I'm lucky they only drop one a day.

ETA: And no, I don't post my results anywhere. Though I do share with Denise when I'm feeling particularly clever.

So busy

Oct. 17th, 2021 10:15 pm
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I feel I've been remiss in posting lately, but I have been so busy. In the studio, I 'm making pots for a Nov. 1 firing. Heavy on special order mugs in weird shapes: half-size grandchild mugs, over-size steins to celebrate a 50th anniversary, and a handful of Great-Harvest style mugs, no logo, just because one of my regular customers saw them on Instagram and liked the shape.


I did a bunch of cute round pots, teapots and honey jars. A dozen stegosaur banks, as I'm down to only the two in the van. A bunch of pasta bowls and bakers, and a parallelogram vase of a sort I haven't done in a decade. (I'll post a step-by-step on that one some time later this week. Promise.)

Oh, and eighty tall mugs. They're in the order for Childhood End's Gallery, they're still selling at Tsunami Books, and I sell six or eight a weekend at Saturday Market. Don't know why they're so popular, but it took me the better part of four days to throw and handle them all. Two dozen dinner plates, the last two-thirds of which I finished just before starting this post. And I've got a week to make painted mugs, stew mugs, soup and toddler and salad bowls, pie and dessert plates. And cat food dishes.

Guys, I'm so tired.

Also this last week was our monthly Book Arts Group meeting, so I was hurrying to finish my exchange book before Thursday. The theme this month was "cats," so I dusted off a little ditty I wrote in 2000, drew the illustrations, and put it all together into this little volume. Got the fabric cover at JoAnns, where I learned they have an entire section devoted to dog and cat novelty prints. Cool, huh? The title is "Schrödinger's Cat."

Schrödinger's Cat

Schrödinger's cat has got away
He won't be found in the lab today.
Tired of a life full of quantum hard knocks
He wants to try living outside of the box.

Wants to catch mouses, wants to scratch fleas
Wants to be free of that uncertainty.
Wants to pursue purely feline vocations
Unfettered by measures of speed or location.

Whilst all his electrons in energized state
Keep him prowling and yowling in search of a mate.
A compatible tabby he's hoping to meet
A female in entropy (expressed as heat).

Who'd spark a collision, the genuine article
Producing a shower of daughter particles.
Schrödinger's kittens, their owner bedevils
By climbing to all different energy levels.

While Schrödinger's cat, disregarding all quanta
Is off in the field to wherever he'd wanta
To mark his position with particle sprays
And be nowhere around when that atom decays.

©2000 Frank A. Gosar

offcntr: (window bear)
All right folks, Frank is gonna take a moment to rant about words.

I love words. I'm fascinated by words. I've been a voracious reader since six years old, and misuse of words drives me nuts. I don't mean misplaced apostrophes, or saying diffuse when you mean defuse (though that one still bugs me). No, what's got my cranky on overdrive has been badly mangled forms of perfectly useable English verbs. Three I've seen lately:

1. Coronated. Read a fantasy novel recently that I otherwise rather enjoyed, but it kept using this abomination throughout the text. You don't need a back formation from coronation, people, if you simply use the original root: Crowned

2. Wreaked. Okay, this one may be a lost cause at this point, but still, we're losing a lovely word to this monster. Repeat after me, boys, girls and enbees: The past tense of wreak is Wrought.

3. Predated, predating. Heard this one in a podcast today. They weren't talking about forging time-stamps, but rather that thing that predators do. You know, Preying?

Rawhr.



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