Oh, brain, why?

[offcntr]

So I found myself singing the first two lines of this ditty as I packed up pottery Saturday afternoon. Didn't get any further, but the next couplet appeared in my head this morning, so now I feel like I gotta continue. Brain, why are you like this?

I am the very model of a pottery professional
I spend all day inside a booth the size of a confessional
My record has more mugshots than the average Congressional
I am the very model of a pottery professional!

Comments

[james]

Hee!

[offcntr]

My shelves are full of everything from honey pots to casseroles
My customers are mostly nice, though some of them are asseroles
I'd really rather sell them on a cookie jar or pasta bowl
I am the very model of a pottery professional!

[james]

*backs away from you slowly*

[offcntr]

Hey, I was proud of that second line!