I had to be down early both days at Market last weekend. On Saturday, I was doing early morning security, which mostly involved opening doors for vendors coming in with both hands full of product, and deflecting the occasional non-vendor out to the front lobby to wait until we opened at 10. They found the box of badges that had gone missing last year, so Umberto got to be the Beariff; I'm just the deputy, I tell people.
Sunday morning was the annual Pot Smash: A Charity Auction with Percussive Interludes. We potters donate seconds and orphans from special orders, some of the other vendors also bring their crafts, and we have a pre-opening auction to raise funds for the Kareng Fund, a Saturday Market Emergency Relief Fund for craftspeople. Some folks buy things for Christmas presents; some buy things for the joy of breaking them. We always bring a box of unsellables, and if things start getting a little sleepy, dropping a pot on the concrete floor wakes them right up again.
One of our founding members and auctioneer, Jon King, wasn't able to participate this year; he's recovering from radiation and chemo. We recruited a new helper, Kevin, whose partner sells bleach-dyed clothing. He's a funny, clever guy who, once he got over opening sale nerves, proved to be a natural. He, Alex and I kept things moving, and had gotten through all the lots with about a half hour to go before opening. Raised over $4000 for the fund, which has collected and disbursed over $100K in the years since it was found.
Sunday also seemed to be KLCC reunion day. First Pete Lavelle and Cina Kraft stopped by. Pete was long-time host of folk show
The Back Porch, while Cina hosted the eclectic
Heartwood Hotel. Late in the morning, Leslie Hildreth and husband Mark Herring said hello; Leslie was a news host who later transitioned to music, leading the Sunday morning Celtic program,
The Mist-Covered Mountain. And we got a visit from Claude and Hannah Offenbacher; Claude was Weekend Edition-Sunday local news host for years.
Had a couple different people looking for presents for their office gift exchange. The first told me how she'd totally
won her office exchange last year by bringing one of my tall mugs with a cheetah on it. She works at a veterinary hospital specializing in difficult referrals, that also treated animals for
Wildlife Safari, down in Winston. Including cheetahs. It was one of those exchanges where people can steal each other's presents, and
everybody was stealing the cheetah. At one point, someone even stole the
business card that was in the mug, even though she'd brought extras.
I being an evil little troll, was pleased to point out that I had
another cheetah mug on the shelf this year, so she snatched it up. With extra
extra business cards.
The second seeker was ambivalent about her office's White Elephant exchange.
Some people try and bring nice things, she said,
While others just bring gag presents. I'm not sure which way to go. Why not bring an actual white elephant? I ask, pointing to the elephant tall mug I'd just put out to replace the cheetah. She though it the perfect compromise.
I've mentioned before how I like to play "What's your favorite animal?" with kids in my booth. I may have even mentioned that time I got stumped by an eight-year-old's deadpan,
Great White Shark.Well, Sunday morning, a mother and slightly older son stopped by. She was trying to interest him in the bunnies plate, or maybe mixing crock, but he wasn't too impressed.
What's your favorite animal? I asked him.
Sharks, he said.
Like this? I asked, reaching past him to bring Great White Shark tall mug down off the shelf.
Exactly like that. Turns out his dad is a shark fan too. He bought it for him, cash, with his own money. And I finally got some closure on my shark trauma.