Aquatica

So many ways to live in the water!

Spin doctor

So a woman comes into my Holiday Market booth today and asks, Do you have a salad spinner?

Out of clay? I say that seems like an explosive idea; after some thought, she agrees. I point out my colanders, suggest gravity fed greens draining. She leaves without buying anything.

Imagine, spinning your stoneware colander inside a stoneware bowl, and the spinner coming off its axis. Literally explosive.

This is an even worse idea than the ceramic bicycle water bottle.